And though I had slain a thousand foes less one,
The thousandth knife found my liver;
The thousandth enemy said to me,
'Now you shall die,
Now none shall know.'
And the fool, looking down, believed this,
Not seeing, above his shoulders, the naked stars,
Each one remembering.
--John M. Ford, The Final Reflection

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"The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this rested solely on my suspicion that I would never be fit for real work, and that writing didn't require any." - Russel Baker

Friday, December 28, 2007

Well, This Is Funny



This is funny.

This is honestly, genuinely funny.

Firstly, this is funny because Net Authority and its Internet Acceptable Use Policy are not real.

This, consequently, also makes the following links extremely comedic in context:

The Encyclopedia Dramatica entry

This post is someone's blog

Secondly, it is also funny because the "accusations" thrown against my blog are, to some perspectives, rather accurate.

Hateful material? Got that covered.

Blasphemy? Well, if this person is to be believed, I've got a good handle on that too. Check the first comment. Oh, and I musn't forget this.

Offensive political material? Nope, can't say I've got any of that. Not at all.

Ah, good times. Good times.

Sunday, December 23, 2007

A Different Sort Of Christmas Gift
















It is no secret that I usually don't find myself in a very social mood. I'm not one to really "cut loose" around even people who've known me for a long time. So it is always a pleasant surprise for me to be reminded that there is a group of people where, even when I'm thrust into a situation that is highly social and the topics being talked about are Greek to me, I don't feel like I'm on the outside, looking in.

It always surprises me at just how at ease I am around the many wonderful, incredible people who survived Intellicrap Corporation. More than any other group of former (and current) co-workers, the aforementioned group is the one I feel like I can genuinely spend entire weeks with talking about the most ridiculous, nonsensical things and not feel like I've just wasted my time.

I don't know or understand why I enjoy spending time with them so much, even though I'm not one to open myself up to them and I'm really not the type to pry into their business unless they make it my business to know about their personal lives and troubles. They are the exception to my instinctive rule not to allow any real attachments to form, which amazes me to no end. I can only assume it is that the nature of interpersonal politics in our group (there is always politics in any group) does not take the form of "Beer Bottle Politics," the way it does in my current place of employment. More on that at a later date.

I had a great time with them during our gathering on the 22nd, which wormed its way well into the morning of the 23rd. It was worth it to stay up, even if one part of the whole affair was something I didn't think was my place to hear about. To explain why, however, would involve me speaking of what, exactly, went on. That is a boundary I am not willing to break.

Anyway, this is getting a little too far from the point. The point being that, aside from my slight sense of discomfort with that particular moment, I actually enjoyed myself throughout the whole thing.

Here's to it happening again! Hopefully, in the very near future.


The above is definitely my favorite shot of the night. For various reasons.



Random Notes:
The experiment that was the blog called Kanaverse is now officially over. It wasn't working out for me anymore, so I decided to nuke it. My only regret was that, aside from Lie To Me, I forgot to move most of the contents there to my recently re-activated DeviantArt account.

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Christmas Wishlist

First off, no, I don't believe in the "spirit of Christmas." The whole season just seems like an excuse to ask other people for stuff you want but aren't willing to pay for out of your own pocket. Not that I ever actually need an excuse to do that, but talking people into it seems so much easier during December. Unfortunately, December also happens to be the time of year when I somehow find myself wanting more stuff. It comes to a head on the 14th of December, my birthday, when my head forms (for lack of a better term) a list of things I want to buy/have/accomplish. This year, the list isn't quite as complex or long as before, but still daunting enough for me to understand that I'm never going to get my hands on most of the stuff on it.

10. The Vampire Knight manga


9. a 120GB external hard drive, because my 80GB one (Suzuka) is down to 23% and I'm liable to fill that up by February


8. a portable DVD player


7. to finish Darkness & Stars (currently hammering out Chapter 28)


6. the second season of xxxHOLiC


and the entire series of Beverly Hills 90210



5. master all the possible Japanese languages (written only)


4. A Nintendo DS


3. a new laptop (one geared for gaming)


2. Aya Hirano (yeah, I know, impossible beyond words)


1. the second season of Haruhi Suzumiya no Yuutsu


Out of all of them, the only ones I can directly control would be #7 and #5, but #5 is highly unlikely because I'm too lazy. #7 is going to be finished anyway, but I just have no idea when that's going to happen. #2 is impossible, #6 and #1 are entirely out of my hands, and the rest subject to a number of factors I may or may not be able to influence.

Le sigh.

Friday, December 14, 2007

One Year Older, One Year Closer To 30

It has been a recent goal of mine to be a corpse by the age of 30. Don't know why I want that to happen, but I do. Which is why all my birthdays tend to summon mixed emotions, usually with large amounts of hatred and fear. They also tend to be the days when I obsess with death and actually pay some mild consideration to what might happen.

Greed:Medium
 
Gluttony:High
 
Wrath:Medium
 
Sloth:High
 
Envy:Low
 
Lust:Medium
 
Pride:Medium
 


The Seven Deadly Sins Quiz on 4degreez.com

You know, I was expecting gluttony or greed to do me in. Guess I was wrong.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Been Distracted

By this doujin (meaning fan-made or something similar; basically something independent of the mainstream companies) game, known as BloodOver, which is deliciously fun to play, even if I do have a few issues with it. Such as how the FPS sinks down to less than half if you're running anything besides the game. Still, cute girl with guns accompanies by cute maid with big gun. You can't go wrong with that. You just can't.



I have no idea what the character's names are, but working from this bit of text...
BloodOver is about Yoi with her maid, Akari, going on a quest to stop an invasion led by the devil, Death.

The interesting about Yoi is the fact that she's half-demon, and this causes her a lot of conflicts as she get more brutal when she's overcome by her demon side which can be seen when her eyes turn red.

...I got from YouTube Japan, I guess their names are Yoi (the cute girl with the dual pistols) and Akari (the maid that that reminds me a lot of Hisui).

Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Of Personableness (Or Lack Thereof)

There's a lot to be said about being able to get people to like you. Mostly that you can't get everyone to like you, but there are others. But yeah, that "you can't please everybody" mentality seems most prevalent. However, there's very little material out there for when you're not trying to get anyone to like you. Like me.

I'll be the first to admit it. My people skills are about as sharp as a bowling ball. Quite frankly, I'm not too fond of people, of social interaction, of parties, and most of the stuff that comes attached to the above. People get in the way of my thoughts and, frankly, I find my thoughts to be significantly more comforting and agreeable than anything else. I simply don't like how people tend to talk on and on about the most pointless things in each other's presence, even when they're not really of that sort when they're not around other people. All of society seems so utterly and confoundedly superficial, to the point that I think most of us prefer to deny how annoyed and irritated we are with the people we have to live with and work with. Otherwise, we'd never be able to function properly and all civilization would fall apart.

People do tend to be rather annoying most of the time, but that's not the reason why I actively dislike being around them more than I feel I have to. I dislike being around people because of the politics and the backstabbing, which is an integral component of standard societal survival. This is particularly true for personalities like mine, which are abrasive and blunt. I honestly don't like sugarcoating things and prefer to call things as they are, pointing out some rather tactless observations in the process. I'm not trying to hurt people, just pointing out things that really ought to be obvious to anyone who gives a damn. I don't particularly care if they like it or not, or if they're offended by it or not.

Which brings me to a long overdue observation of things. The fact is, I'm never entirely comfortable in the presence of other people. Even my own family. On many levels, I feel like I can't find a way to relate to them because my interests and my tastes diverge so much from their own. Even among fellow anime fans, I have a hard time, because my preferences in titles drastically differs from the norm. I'm not interested in cars, the media, martial arts, or anything of that sort. You could say that my interests lie in more artistic or intellectual pursuits, but that'd be quite a stretch. For now, I just like to think my interests are simply different or odd, not "higher," as some ways of describing it might imply.

Of course, my social skills reflect this. I'm not fond of interacting with people more than I have to. Especially if we don't share any interests in common, or if our shared interests have divergent paths. This, of course, has made my personality rough and blunt, lacking in any real social graces or diplomatic skills. And honestly, this is just the way I like it. I enjoy being blunt, because that means I don't have to be restricted by things like sensitivity or active denial. For the most part, I find people indescribably dense, which leads me to assume that I'm better off hammering the truth into their heads. Note that "truth" is such a wonderfully malleable concept.

I'm an annoying, irritating, frustrating person to be around. Of course I'm aware of that. Some people have been nasty enough to point this fact out many times before, and while I'm thankful that they at least had the good sense to come out and say it, I can't say they had any effect. I know I'm all those negative things, but I know I'm not liable to go changing myself or my personality soon. As far as I'm concerned, so long as it doesn't really affect my ability to do the things I need to do or the things I want to do, I fail to see the problem. Inter-personal reaction is a minor consideration to me.

That doesn't mean I'm entirely emotionless, however. Over the years, I've made good friends and connections to people. Granted, I prefer to let them fade away over time, but that's primarily because I don't feel like developing any truly lasting attachments to people. Best to move on when you're in a new area, as it makes it faster for you to adapt to your new surroundings. Of course, in conjunction with my personality, that only hastens my talent for irritating and annoying more and more people.

This, of course, worries me. Being personable is something that is, sadly, integral to how the world works. I simply fail to care for most people and lack the ability to concretely empathize with most of the people I encounter, which automatically marks me as being less than social. Granted, I am less than social, but that's beside the point. I'm quite aware that most people don't like people like me and would likely want me gone as soon as possible, but I'd appreciate it if they say it to my face. Won't really do much to make me change my ways, but at least it'll be out in the open.

So, with all that in mind, the question needs to be asked. Do I want to be more personable? There is certainly a slight need for it if I want to survive in the modern world. I'll likely not get anywhere without that sort of thing, even if everything else falls into an advantageous position for me. Do I want to? No, quite frankly.

I'm rough, tactless, blunt, annoying, irritating, I tend to come off as cocky, a jerk, elitist, or whatnot. People who've worked with me can probably make a large list of all my negative qualities, enough to fill the pages of your standard translation of the fictional work known as the Bible. Frankly, I don't care.

There are few people in the world that can confidently claim that I actively enjoy spending time with them. There are even less that I'd actually want to spend time with. Really, this is fine by me. I don't like people and people don't like me. I fail to see anything wrong about that.

Besides, people (that includes me) are just a sad, pathetic lot.

Thursday, November 22, 2007

Ten More Things...

Ten things I learned from work:

1. CRT monitors make for excellent substitutions for microwave ovens if you know how to use them.

2. It is a bad idea to sign up for social networking sites such as Friendster and Multiply.

3. Never go on a trip when the organizer can't seem to settle the actual date two days before it's supposed to happen.

4. No matter how well-trained, call center agents are prone to making statements in English that have atrocious grammar and pronunciation.

5. There are times when you have to stop with the subtlety and shove the truth down someone's throat.

6. When it comes to dealing with management, you're always wrong until management proves itself wrong beyond reasonable (and unreasonable) doubt. Even then, you might still be considered wrong.

7. In lieu of an MP3 player or media player, use YouTube play lists and a pair of headphones.

8. The computer you're using will always be the one that has no administrator access.

9. If you're right but your idea doesn't fit the boss' view of things, nobody will listen to you and will conveniently forget that you got it right before anyone else did.

10. We're all inevitably screwed. It is simply a matter of how screwed we are by the end of it.

This has been brought to you by: Lucky☆Star!

Monday, November 19, 2007

Webcomic Thoughts

There were days when I was a webcomic addict. I'd read things like Go Girly, Pawn, MegaTokyo, Looking For Group, Okashina Okashi, and even Sexy Losers. Among various others. I was particularly fond (for reasons I do not quite understand) of stuff like April and May, Exploitation Now, and Tomoyo42's Room. Hell, I even put up with the weirdness of Life of Riley and Hello Cthulhu.

But now? Well, now I seem to have faded.

I mean, some of my favorites from the aforementioned list ended and there was no reason to keep visiting their site in the hope of a new comic. But what about the ones that haven't "died" or ended yet? I mean, sure some of the above are all over and done with, but what about the ones that aren't? I don't know. I just don't feel the need to actually read through them anymore. Sure, I drop by Looking For Group at least once a week and check out MegaTokyo once a month, but that's about it. Well, aside from the odd visit to Contemplating Reiko, which always lifts my mood, but that's beside the point. I don't even bother to save the comics and dump them into my HD for future reference or something anymore.

I've particularly lost the desire to read MegaTokyo, though I don't really see why. The art has improved considerably over time, naturally. The plot is a tight one and I definitely see that as an improvement from the "a joke a minute" format of the first part of it. So why do I only bother when I've got absolutely nothing else to do? I don't know.

I don't even know why I stopped reading it so damn much in the first place. Maybe it has to do with time, but that's unlikely. Between all my side projects and playing various games, I still have a little bit of time to catch up on my favorite webcomics.

I guess I just got tired of reading them, after a while. The good thing about webcomics with plots is that there's more than just the art and the humor to hook you in. The problem with that same set-up is that you tend to slowly develop a lack of patience for delayed updates. Well, for me, anyway. I sort of like my webcomics the way I like some of my manga: I want there to be a strong plot, but if you can tie up a good subplot that doesn't always have to tie in directly to the core story, I don't mind either.

That's probably why I still read Pawn and, to a lesser degree, Looking For Group. The first because the story is updated in parts, so I don't have to wait too long for one story arc to be completed, even though the overarching plot hasn't even really gotten going yet. The second I like because the updates are regular and set, which means that I can visit it once a week, which means I don't have to wait too long to know more of what's going on.

Am I making any sense? Probably not. Just as well, I think.

You know, one of these days, I'll finally realize that my list of projects to be done is finally done. As it stands, I seem to constantly be adding things to it. For the morbidly curious (and I honestly can't imagine who would be), here's the list in order of when they arrived, with the newest being at the bottom.

Create a visual novel using Ren'Py
Create an NPC mod for BGII with dissociative personality disorder
Finish Darkness & Stars
Finish Lie To Me
Develop the concept and start writing for Gouka Aya

Clearly, the first two on that list are the ones that I am least likely to actually pull off.

Edit:
This is just stupid: Pedophile allowed to work in kindergarten.

Friday, November 16, 2007

Funny How Life Turns Like That

There are things in this world that make me stop and ponder, but there are few things that can genuinely and consistently make me laugh.

Then there are the things that make me go 'WTF' (in both positive and negative and just plain WTF ways).

Let's note down the positive stuff first, shall we?

A friend of mine is now working at the same company that I am. This, of course, is a good thing. The company, for all the flaws and questionable things in it (which I'll get to a little later), is infinitely better than the last company I worked for. She's on the night shift, but that's okay. She's doing well, which is really what matters here, even if I'd prefer she be on the day shift. I mean, that is what she wants and, let's face it, there's really no need for there to be a night shift for web content writers. Really.

I've somehow managed to avoid wasting several months' worth of work by not continuing Darkness & Stars. The fact that I'm still writing for it even though it has become significantly longer than anything else I've written over the course of my short, pitiful existence astounds me. Sure, there are times when the process is a little slow-going, but overall, there's no indication that I won't be able to finish it. Just don't expect me to finish it soon, mate.

I'm getting in some good gaming time lately, without having to sacrifice too much sleep. I've recently completed three runs of Classic Adventures, but I'll keep my saves untouched and the entire folder on back-up while I go back to regular Baldur's Gate II. I've still got to play through both the Sarah and Beyond The Law mods, even though I usually dislike playing mods without ToB content.

Clamp In Wonderland 2:


Jessica Asakura:


Now then, for the negative stuff, yes?

What is it with this garbage about having to "make up" for certain days? That's crap and the management knows it. The days they're asking us to "make up" for don't need to be made up, seeing as how they're fucking holidays and we're not supposed to come in for work anyway. This whole "missing two days of work, so we need to make up for it by coming in on Saturdays" line is pure garbage, and everyone here knows it. Seriously, folks. Who tells their employees not to come in on Christmas day then asks them to put in an extra day of work for not coming in on Christmas? On that point, who actually goes to work on Christmas?

This weird Christmas outing thing planned by some of the higher-ups. I personally think the idea is insipid and a needless waste of both time and money on everyone's part. I mean, why have some sort of weird party-thing on your own when the company is already sponsoring one? Why waste your own money when someone else is willing to waste theirs on you? Furthermore, there appears to be little to no actual planning going on, such as the itinerary. Hell, there's not a shred of any real, concrete planning for any aspect of this trip. Not even the food, from what I gather. Sure, a lot of this could be going on in levels I don't have access to, but that doesn't take away from the fact that I think this is a stupid, stupid, stupid idea.

The state of Philippine politics. But then, when is the state of Philippine politics ever good?

And finally, the simply WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Remember that friend I told you about? The one that's working where I am now? Yeah, well, there's quite a bit of funny stuff going on around her. From what I hear, guys on the night shift (sex-deprived, as another friend puts them) gravitate around her to some degree. She herself hasn't really complained about it, but my contacts among the writers in the night shift tell me she seems just slightly uncomfortable about the whole thing. So what do they do? Charlie, one of the night shift writers, casually mentions that my friend and I are together! In the name of what's left of the great campaign setting known as the Forgotten Realms, that idea is just so ridiculous that the only reaction it warranted from me when I was first told of it is thus: WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Mind you, my friend (not Charlie) is a pretty girl and very nice, but we're just friends. I don't think we're even particularly close friends, if you think about it. I don't know whether to laugh at this, or just sit back and see what sorts of insanity can be...extracted from this.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Thoughts Coming In From The Cold

It is cold outside.

God. Fucking. Cold.

Too damn cold to think straight.

I hate that.

Monday, November 12, 2007

Mystra Is Dead

Mystra, Forgotten Realms goddess of Magic, is dead.

For those who, like me, have played Dungeons & Dragons (specifically, the Forgotten Realms setting), this is a major event. I suppose that, in some ways, this needed to be done to get rid of all the superhero-level spellcasters in FR (Elminster and the Chosen of Mystra, for example), but to do it this way?

One can only hope that, like The Dead Three, Mystra saw this coming and had a back-up plan.

For those among you who have no idea what I'm talking about, don't bother trying to figure it out.

Monday, November 05, 2007

Relax And Renew

I would just like to point out that I am a whole-hearted supporter of taking four-day weekends. I don't think I've ever quite managed to just lay back and do pretty much nothing and not feel guilty about it in a long, long time. I didn't go anywhere or do anything particularly out of the ordinary for me, but I managed to find a little relaxation and a lot of time on my hands. Very useful if you're trying to complete multiple projects, like Darkness & Stars or Lie To Me.

Over that long weekend (which, despite the slight drop in my next paycheck because of it, I thoroughly enjoyed without any guilt), I managed to finally get around to doing a couple of things I always said I would. For starters, Darkness & Stars is now on Chapter 27. I'll remove the current download link and replace it with a new one when Chapter 30 (the halfway point) is completed. I've also learned just enough WeiDU code to make an extremely basic, bare-bones NPC mod for Baldur's Gate II. However, over the process of learning WeiDU and working on the NPC dialog files needed to get her to speak to the characters already in-game, I realized something.

I need to finally learn Ren'Py.

Friday, October 26, 2007

Random Tests

Arty Kid

Whether you were a drama freak or an emo poet, you definitely were expressive and unique.

You're probably a little less weird these days - but even more talented!


You Are 76% Sociopath

The good news is that you're devastatingly charming.
The bad news? You mostly use those charms for evil!


You Are 77% Misanthropic

Here's the truth: Most people suck. You are just lucky enough to know it.
You're not ready to go live alone in a cave - but you're getting there.


Your Life is 72% Off Track

If you're honest with yourself, you have to admit that you often feel like you're living the wrong life.
It's a pretty easy conclusion to come to - because it seems like not a lot is going right.
Consider finding a life coach or mentor. You need some encouragement in turning your life around.


Your Vocabulary Score: A-

Congratulations on your multifarious vocabulary!
You must be quite an erudite person.


You Are 84% Perfectionist

You're a total perfectionist. So go ahead and congratulate yourself on a "perfect" score.
The truth is, everyone is sick of living up to your standards. And you're probably even sick them yourself.


You Should Have Been Born Under:

You have both a fiery energy and a warm heart.
Your charisma and charm makes it easy for you to influence others.
Lucky in life, you also have a reputation of being lucky in love.
Power hungry, you are determined to get what you want - no matter what it takes.

You are most compatible with a Monkey or Rat.


You Have A Type A- Personality

You are one of the most balanced people around
Motivated and focused, you are good at getting what you want
You rule at success, but success doesn't rule you.

When it's playtime, you really know how to kick back
Whether it's hanging out with friends or doing something you love!
You live life to the fullest - incorporating the best of both worlds


You Are Merlot

Smooth, confident, and popular - you're the type most likely to order wine for the whole group.
You seem to breeze through life on your intuition and wit. And no one seems to mind!
You're comfortable in any social situation you find yourself in, and you never feel outclassed.
And while you live a charmed life, you never let it go to your head. You are truly down to earth and a great friend.

Deep down you are: Balanced and mature

Your partying style: Surprisingly wild... when you let loose, you really let loose

Your company is enjoyed best with: Some greasy pizza


You Are 64% Paranoid Schizophrenic

You definitely have a chance of being a paranoid schizophrenic.
Crazy or not, you certainly don't have a good grip on reality!


You Are The Hermit

You posses a great deal of wisdom and the ability to see people for who they are.
You are always looking ahead at the future, developing visions.
A loner, you tend to travel by yourself through life, seeking your own truth.
You don't crave material things or fancy titles. You have no baggage.

Your fortune:

It's possible that there is a unknown guiding figure in your life, ready to help you.
All you have to do is find this person and seek their advice.
It's also possible that you need to start seeking the meaning of your own life.
Either way, there's some deep thinking you need to undertake, and it needs to be done soon.


You Are 10% Extrovert, 90% Introvert

You avoid people at all costs
You aren't one for social interaction
And you limit your interaction to a select few
Thank God for self checkout!


You Are 60% Politically Radical

You've got some radical viewpoints, but you aren't completely nuts. You're more of a visionary than a radical.


Your Love is Based on Commitment

You believe that love is something that develops and grows.
You don't believe in love at first site, and you never mistake lust for love.
For you, love is about mutual devotion, respect, and understanding.
You don't feel comfortable in a relationship, unless you're both in it for the long run.

Why your love can last: You don't take commitment lightly - or leave relationships easily

Why your love can fail: You're so committed, you often can't see the most obvious problems in your relationship


Your Depression Level: 48%

You seem to have mild depression.
A lot of people fall into your range, and it's quite possible you don't need treatment.
If you've been feeling this way for a while, you may want to seek help.


You Are More Cutthroat Than You Think

Yes, you do have that killer instinct lurking in you.
And while you may not be actually cutting throats anytime soon...
You certainly don't mind clawing your way to the top.


Your Inner Blood Type is Type A

You seem cool and collected, though a bit shy.
You are highly driven and a perfectionist, but that's a side you keep to yourself.
Creative and artistic, you are a very unique person who doesn't quite fit in.
People accept you more than you realize, seeing you as trustworthy and loyal.

You are most compatible with: A and AB

Famous Type A's: Britney Spears and Hilter


You Can Make 60% of Your Crushes Fall in Love With You

You certainly have this dating thing down - and you know how to charm most people.
And when your charm seems broken, just think back to what has worked in the past.
You have the tools to make almost anyone fall in love with you - you just have to put them into action.


You Are 72% Evil

You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.


You are a Self-Discoverer

You're not religious, but you've created your own kind of spirituality.
Introspective and thoughtful, you tend to look inward for the divine.
You are distrusting of all forms of organized religion.
You especially dislike religious gurus and leaders, who you feel are charlatans.


You Would Choose Love

Money may buy a little happiness, but not the happiness of true love.
You rather have a true soulmate than a private jet.
And while many people may claim they would choose love too...
You're one of the few who would really do it.


You Are a Snarky Blogger!

You've got a razor sharp wit that bloggers are secretly scared of.
And that's why they read your posts as often as they can!


Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence

You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well.
An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly.
You are also good at remembering information and convicing someone of your point of view.
A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary.

You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator.


Your Career Type: Artistic

You are expressive, original, and independent.
Your talents lie in your artistic abilities: creative writing, drama, crafts, music, or art.

You would make an excellent:

Actor - Art Teacher - Book Editor
Clothes Designer - Comedian - Composer
Dancer - DJ - Graphic Designer
Illustrator - Musician - Sculptor

The worst career options for your are conventional careers, like bank teller or secretary.


You Are a Great Liar

You can pretty much pull anything over on anyone.
You are an expert liar, even if you don't lie very often.


Some of these are right, some of these are wrong. Or at least I think they're wrong. I was bored and I didn't feel like doing any work for a few hours, go figure.