And though I had slain a thousand foes less one,
The thousandth knife found my liver;
The thousandth enemy said to me,
'Now you shall die,
Now none shall know.'
And the fool, looking down, believed this,
Not seeing, above his shoulders, the naked stars,
Each one remembering.
--John M. Ford, The Final Reflection

The Asylum Director

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"The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this rested solely on my suspicion that I would never be fit for real work, and that writing didn't require any." - Russel Baker

Friday, May 16, 2008

Another Round, Barkeep!

And here I go again, taking tests I shouldn't simply because I'm bored out of my skull.




Who Should Paint You: M.C. Escher



Open and raw, you would let your true self show for your portrait.

And even if your painting turned out a bit dark, it would be honest.






You Are Lightning



Beautiful yet dangerous

People will stop and watch you when you appear

Even though you're capable of random violence



You are best known for: your power



Your dominant state: performing






You Are Somewhat Logical



Ok, so didn't get the majority of questions right

But you did answer some pretty tough questions correctly

Logic may not be your strong point, but you hold your own!






Your Power Level is: 54%



There's a good chance you feel pretty powerful, and with good reason, you're already fairly successful.

Keep developing your goals and skills, and you'll be surprised by what you can really achieve.






You Are a Mac



You are creative, stylish, and super trendy.

You demand the best - even if it costs an arm and a leg.






You Are A Little Honest



Sometimes you do the right thing, but not often

You prefer to look out for yourself most of the time

But sometimes honesty does get the better of you

Here's hoping you answered this quiz honestly






Your Brain's Pattern



Structured and organized, you have a knack for thinking clearly.

You are very logical - and you don't let your thoughts get polluted with emotions.

And while your thoughts are pretty serious, they're anything from boring.

It's minds like yours that have built the great cities of the world!






You Are A Social Butterfly



You love your friends so much...

You're motto is "the more, the merrier"!

Making sure everyone's included is your mission

And you always prefer a group of ten to a group of two


Note: This one is highly inaccurate.




You Are a Chocolate Cake



Fun, comforting, and friendly.

You are a true classic, and while you're not super cutting edge, you're high quality.

People love your company - and have even been known to get addicted to you.






You Should Be A Virgo



What's good about you: you have a quiet determination and aren't swayed by emotions



What's bad about you: you are an insane perfectionist and easily find faults in others



In love: you are obsessed with making your partner happy



In friendship, you're: helpful and giving - eager to be a true friend



Your ideal job: poet, flight attendant, or natural healer



Your sense of fashion: casual, upscale, revealing, conservative - you look good in all of it



You like to pig out on: a well prepared five course meal






You Are 74% Grown Up, 26% Kid



Congratulations, you are definitely quite emotionally mature.

Although you have your moments of moodiness, you're usually stable and level headed.






Your 1996 Theme Song Is: Macarena by Los Del Rio



When I dance they call me macarena

And the boys, they say that I'm buena

They all want me, they can't have me

So they all come and dance beside me






Your Brain is 40% Female, 60% Male



You have a total boy brain

Logical and detailed, you tend to look at the facts

And while your emotions do sway you sometimes...

You never like to get feelings too involved






Your Linguistic Profile:



55% General American English



20% Yankee



15% Dixie



5% Upper Midwestern



0% Midwestern






What Your Pizza Reveals



There are no limits to your eating. You often devour the scraps your friends can't finish.



You consider pizza to be bread... very good bread. You fit in best in the Midwest part of the US.



Your taste in food tends to favor what's rich and comforting. You prefer food that will definitely satisfy you.



You are generous, outgoing, and considerate with your choices.



You are unadventurous and boring. You should consider staying home when taking a vacation.



The stereotype that best fits you is redneck. Your friends secretly agree.






Your Job Dissatisfaction Level is 38%



Your job is not bad, but it's probably not a long term thing.

You're just not happy enough to stick around for too long...

And there's little that can change how you feel.

Start looking around for other options, but only quit for something really good!






What The Holidays Mean to You



For you, the holidays are about emotional connections and bonds. You are happiest being around those you love.



You celebrate the holidays in a offbeat style. You believe the holidays are for doing whatever you feel like - and some of your "traditions" are pretty wacky.



During the holidays, you feel magical. You love all of the decorations and how happy people are. You like to sit back and take it all in.



You think the holidays should be nostalgic and sweet. The holidays bring out your inner child.



Your best holiday memories are of childhood foods and traditions. You secretly still wish you believed in Santa Claus.






You Are a Centaur



In general, you are a very cautious and reserved person.

However, you are also warm hearted, and you enjoy helping others in practical ways.

You are a great teacher, and you are really good at helping people get their lives in order.

You are very intuitive, and you go with your gut. You make good decisions easily.






You Are the Ace of Clubs



You go at everything in your life full force. You are a natural gambler.

Your life definitely has some extreme highs and lows, but you know how to ride out the low times.



A total adventure seeker, you are never satisfied by what's normal or ordinary.

You like to push limits and shock people. You're dramatic, but a drama queen.



Your life has been a wild ride so far. You have stories that people can barely believe.

And you're probably still young... with a lot of wild rides in front of you.



A gamble you should take: High stakes roulette



Your friends would describe you as: Crazy



Your enemies would describe you as: Demented



If you lived in Vegas, you would be: A high roller






Your 2005 Song Is



Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day



"My shadow's the only one that walks beside me

My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating"



In 2005, you bummed everyone out. Like you care.






You Are 75% Creative



You are beyond creative. You are a true artist - even if it's not in the conventional sense of the word.

You love creating for its own sake, and you find yourself quite inspired at times.






You Belong in Generation X



You fit in best with people born between 1961 and 1981.

You are fun, laid back, and very independent.

You are willing to take risks and live your life however you see fit.

You are casual, accepting, and friendly. You see everyone as your equal.






Your Attitude is Better than 50% of the Population



You have a positive attitude... somtimes. You prefer to see the world through clear glasses, not rose colored ones.






You Are Most Like Liv Tyler



“I don't want to spend so much time obsessing about myself.”






You Are Agnostic



God? Religion? Maybe... you're just not sure.

You're still figuring out your spiritual path... or figuring out you really don't care.

You believe that no one really can know the true story about religion or God.

So you might as well relax a little. You'll go crazy trying make sense of it all.






Your Fortune Is



It's ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.







You Are the Index Finger



You are ambitious, driven, and capable.

You aren't afraid to take responsibility for your actions - or place the blame on whoever deserves it.

You are honest, free thinking, and objective. You see things in your own way - and you aren't afraid to let everyone know about it.



You get along well with: The Thumb



Stay away from: The Ring Finger






You Are 40% Feminine, 60% Masculine



You are in touch with your masculine side.

You are not overly sensitive and not easily moved.

Occasionally, though, something will get through and touch your heart!

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